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“You Insult the Pasta, You Insult the Family” Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Long-Sleeve Cotton Shirt
“You Insult the Pasta, You Insult the Family” Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Long-Sleeve Cotton Shirt
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$23.99
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Make a bold statement with the “You Insult the Pasta, You Insult the Family” Garment-Dyed Heavyweight Long-Sleeve Shirt. Perfect for everyday wear, this shirt combines premium comfort with expressive design and lasting durability.
Crafted from 100% soft ring-spun cotton, the heavyweight 6.1 oz./yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric provides a relaxed yet sturdy feel. Each shirt is garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, ensuring a lived-in look that maintains its shape and softness wash after wash. The classic topstitched collar, ribbed cuffs, and twill-taped neck and shoulders add structure and long-lasting wearability.
Designed with comfort and quality in mind, this long-sleeve tee delivers a casual, confident style that stands out. Whether paired with jeans, layered under a jacket, or worn solo, it’s an easy choice for those who appreciate humor, heritage, and heavyweight comfort.
Crafted from 100% soft ring-spun cotton, the heavyweight 6.1 oz./yd² (206.8 g/m²) fabric provides a relaxed yet sturdy feel. Each shirt is garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, ensuring a lived-in look that maintains its shape and softness wash after wash. The classic topstitched collar, ribbed cuffs, and twill-taped neck and shoulders add structure and long-lasting wearability.
Designed with comfort and quality in mind, this long-sleeve tee delivers a casual, confident style that stands out. Whether paired with jeans, layered under a jacket, or worn solo, it’s an easy choice for those who appreciate humor, heritage, and heavyweight comfort.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 26 ⅝ | 31-34 | 31 ⅞ |
| M | 28 | 34-37 | 33 ¾ |
| L | 29 ¾ | 38-41 | 36 ⅞ |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 42-45 | 37 ¼ |
| 2XL | 31 ⅝ | 46-49 | 38 ¾ |
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William M
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"My Nonna Smiled, She Loved It!"
Kathleen N
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What a great sweater, so adorable. My family always laughs when they see it.
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