Don’t Stir the Sauce Unless You Want Problems Graphic Classic Cotton T-Shirt

This classic cotton graphic T-shirt pairs a clean, structured silhouette with a bold, no-nonsense statement. Featuring the phrase “Don’t Stir the Sauce Unless You Want Problems,” the design delivers humor and attitude in a straightforward, eye-catching format. It’s a strong visual message that stands out while remaining easy to style for everyday wear.

The shirt sits neatly on the body and maintains sharp lines around the neckline, sleeves, and hem, giving it a polished look that works well on its own or layered with casual and streetwear outfits. Crafted primarily from 100% cotton, the fabric offers a smooth, substantial feel with a balanced weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²). Certain color options use cotton-polyester blends, detailed below, to achieve their specific finishes.

Construction features include open-end yarn and tubular fabric for consistent shape and comfort. Taped neck and shoulders add structure and durability, while double seams at the sleeves and bottom hem reinforce the garment and help it retain its form over time. Please note that the White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties, and the Natural color may include dark speckles as part of its expected appearance.

Product Details:

100% cotton

Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester

Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester

Heather colors: 50% cotton, 50% polyester

Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)

Open-end yarn

Tubular fabric

Taped neck and shoulders

Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem